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MOTSI LOCKS CRAIG IN A BEACH HUT

After an entire season of Strictly, the judges can’t wait to jet off to tropical climes for a bit of alone time.

 But imagine Motsi Mabuse’s distress when she spotted Craig R H building a sandcastle right beside her.

 He’s in the hut, and she’s keeping her hand on the door.

PIXIE: ‘HE-WO WITTLE TURTLE’ TURTLE: ‘F**K OFF

If it was at all possible, this sea turtle would sue Pixie Lott for harassment.

 She’s been following him around all day, asking to stroke his shell and trying to get a selfie.

 Back off, Lott, there’s a clown fish over there that’s dying to meet you.

JACQUELINE BLOWS HER OWN BUM-PET

Fortunately, good old Jac Jessa’s done the decent thing and opened a window.

 Unfortunately, she appears to have positioned her windy bottom facing into the living room and directly into the nostrils of her husband Dan Osborne.

 I Bet he regrets suggesting a blowy now…

DWAYNE MAKES A JURASSIC WRONG TURN

I dino what to tell you, he was supposed to be going to Legoland, but one false move and the sat nav landed The Rock in a spot of bother.

 He couldn’t help but ask, “Do you think he saur us?” He’s dynamite with the jokes.

SJP’S HAIR ATTEMPTS A DRAMATIC ESCAPE

And just like that… the hair formerly known as SJP’s leaves her own head.

 We’re not sure what happened, but we do know that if the rumors of fighting on the SATC set are anything to go by, her barnet is trying to distance itself from any new scandal.